"I'm Such a Pussy"



Turn:

Now Kang's opponent bet out 5,100 -- but Kang pushed for 14,900 total and then looked resolutely down at the felt.
His opponent thought about it for long enough that eventually Kang called the clock. "You show, I show," said Kang. Still he was in the tank, though, and finally he timed out (although for some reason the floor man missed out "five" from his ten-second countdown). Disgusted, he showed



