Weisner Wound Up
Nowakowski:


Weisner:


We walked up just in time to see the tail end of a board that ran out





"Sorry, darling," Nowakowski replied patronizingly. "I'm not a French player." He pointed to his, well, rather noticeable midsection and added, "I play from here... And I thought you had ace-king." He shrugged, and Weisner sat there stewing.
Rumor has it she was relieved of the remainder of her chips while this post was being written.