Help Put An End To This Little Known Condition
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It’s a condition thought to affect one in ten poker players at some point in their career. It can be the cause of great embarrassment, discomfort and can even affect performance, leaving the male player in particular feeling inadequate and impotent, especially in front of the opposite sex.
Doctors are unsure of the origins of the disorder, or of its specific name. It’s thought the German word for it is “Kannnichtalleinzufindensitz”, whereas in Latin it’s called “Ubi est bonum meum,” or “Ubi-est?” for short. In English though it’s commonly known as: “Unable to find seat alone” disorder.