Schwartz Gone
In his pregame interview, Schwartz said that he thought about not even showing up and just blinding away up to a few points and secure a spot in the top eight.
The other players at the table are talking about whether or not this is actually the optimal play for Schwartz. They argued that if he's the type of player that just has an addiction to playing hands and cant just sit there and fold, this might be the best decision for him.
Don't worry though, Roland De Wolfe put a stuffed monkey in his seat to take his spot. Yes, that's right, a stuffed monkey.
We'll see if he comes back anytime soon.