Ladies and gentleman, I do love a good pun, so imagine my joy when our trusted field reporters come across a player called Jeff Gibralter. Now, admittedly, I have no idea as to his style of play, and I don't think it would be fair to call him tight if he is indeed loose-aggressive, but what the heck, I just can't resist... Jeff Gibralter -- what a rock! Anyhow, I do have news to report, and that is that my new favorite player, Jeff Gbralter is currently on 17,000.
I remain on the lookout for any other players with such huge pun potential.