Perry not so Merry
Friedman:
Cutoff: a rather optimistic
Button:
Board: an unbelievably exciting to give Mr Cutoff a flush, taking the main pot, and Mr Button a straight to take the sizable side pot.
"WOO!" declared Mr Button. "WOO! WOO!" and banged his fist on the table in a rather ungentlemanly manner. It was loud and brash enough for one of the floormen to upbraid him: "Sir, there is no need to beat the furniture."
Friedman is down to 23,000.