Break! GO!
Seemingly too soon after that, Negreanu came charging back into the arena at full gallop, with Clements hot on his heels. Negreanu may have won, but it's only because he didn't bother to zip up his fly before returning to the table. He apologized to the spectators as he took care of that little detail, and we should be back in action very shortly.
"Did you guys wash your hands?!" someone yelled from the rail.
"Of course," said Negreanu. "You can smell them!"