Sugar Bear on a Quest for Candy
"What, $3 too much for you?" asked one player at the table.
"I'm broke!" said Barbieri. "We've all been broke at some point."
"If you want a candy bar, you should buy a candy bar," someone else said. "You won't pay $3 for candy, but you have no problem with the juice you paid for this tournament?"
"Alright, alright you all shamed me into it," replied Barbieri. "CANDY!"