Survival of the Shorties

First up was the jovial, chirpy-even-when-he's-angry Robert Williamson III, who, whatever his name suggests, is not a king. He chop-chopped in Omaha but still only has 2.5K.
Next up was JJ Hazan. Chopping wasn't good enough for the Brit, pushing in with A-2-3-5 in Razz and catching the wheel to shoot him up to the nosebleed-inducing dizzy heights of 9K.
"The wheel's not the worst hand to win with," added JJ.