Rubdowning the Rubdowner

"I can't do it," hesitates Mantis. "I'm just too nice a guy to give a rubdown like that."
At 8 feet, Mantis is probably one of the few players who could actually win in a fight with the meaty frame of Tony G, who I'm sure would have a trick or two up his sleeve. No one says 'Bring on more Russians' without having a battle strategy of some kind.
If the rubdown does occur, which I fear it won't, then brace yourselves for a celebrity deathmatch-esque battle of epic proportions.